AE Apocalypse Earth During such a chaotic moment in history, what role do you see yourself in? As a leader, as a follower or as a scared little child whose eyes are filled with tears? Personally, I would like to believe that when the troubles are finally tackled, I will be at the front, leading […]
Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus I am a huge fan of the majestic, life changing and historically accurate (what?) Worlds Deadliest Warrior. This great show takes two warring tribes from history and has them battle it out in a simulated war to the death. It all involves testing weapons of old on what they call ‘ballistic
2012 Ice Age As much as hating their films seems appealing, there’s no denying that The Asylum is among the ever dwindling number of film studios who have not lost their focus on aiming low and achieving it. They truly are an exploitation studio for the new millennium. The films do leave quite a lot
King Of The Lost World This 2005 American produced film begins with an airplane crash in an isolated island that is cut into two by the impact making the Sterne of the airplane, which is still at the beach, unable to recollect the cockpit, lost somewhere in the jungle. The survivors of the plane, struggling
3 Musketeers There is not a lot of hooting going on in the cinema at this time but there is this film which actually hoots with good humour. Even with some modern updates such as a character-reveal involving a member of the LGBT community and a present-style assassination this two part update of Dumas’s classic
Ben Hur The movie In the Name of Ben-Hur has been described by some as a “mockbuster”. It is a cheap production released on DVD and aimed at the market created by a similar and more popular film that was on theaters at the time. Such movies are made by The Asylum, the production company
Titanic II Why should I sit back and enjoy the love story between Leo and Kate when there is somebody like Shane van Dyke who can transform himself from a nerd to the captain of a ram wham boom ship? Titanic 2 was the first film for me ever based on the popular Titanic’s sinking.
Megafault The Asylum studios is the only place to see where a devastating destruction of earth’s crust can occur in numerous graphics-intensive hi budget settings but all at quite economical budgets. In Megafault, Brittany Murphy plays Amy Lane, a seismologist with unparalleled expertise, who single-handedly prevents a disaster that could destroy the planet. Due to
Age Of Ice The trailer certainly does not tell the whole story. It was the age of the catastrophe movie genre infecting mass consciousness in the seventies, without a doubt. However, ever since the mid-aughts and well into the next decade and the 2020s, it has been meandering to become a subculture mostly associated with
Mega Piranha Everything Mega Piranha does is big butt and lots of blood so it’s not a surprise that the movie opens up with cheesy CGI piranhas out for blood and a half naked woman on the Orinoco River after the credits of the movie. But the piranha of these opening scenes are not Mega
