Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus Dear Friends and Peasants, This is it! Not an epic battle but battle seafood like you’ve never seen before. The battle of the sea creatures takes place today! There is no need to be distressed because ‘Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is here to save the day. The Asylum, known […]
Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus I am a huge fan of the majestic, life changing and historically accurate (what?) Worlds Deadliest Warrior. This great show takes two warring tribes from history and has them battle it out in a simulated war to the death. It all involves testing weapons of old on what they call ‘ballistic
2012 Ice Age As much as hating their films seems appealing, there’s no denying that The Asylum is among the ever dwindling number of film studios who have not lost their focus on aiming low and achieving it. They truly are an exploitation studio for the new millennium. The films do leave quite a lot
King Of The Lost World This 2005 American produced film begins with an airplane crash in an isolated island that is cut into two by the impact making the Sterne of the airplane, which is still at the beach, unable to recollect the cockpit, lost somewhere in the jungle. The survivors of the plane, struggling
Titanic II Why should I sit back and enjoy the love story between Leo and Kate when there is somebody like Shane van Dyke who can transform himself from a nerd to the captain of a ram wham boom ship? Titanic 2 was the first film for me ever based on the popular Titanic’s sinking.
Megafault The Asylum studios is the only place to see where a devastating destruction of earth’s crust can occur in numerous graphics-intensive hi budget settings but all at quite economical budgets. In Megafault, Brittany Murphy plays Amy Lane, a seismologist with unparalleled expertise, who single-handedly prevents a disaster that could destroy the planet. Due to
Age Of Ice The trailer certainly does not tell the whole story. It was the age of the catastrophe movie genre infecting mass consciousness in the seventies, without a doubt. However, ever since the mid-aughts and well into the next decade and the 2020s, it has been meandering to become a subculture mostly associated with
Mega Piranha Everything Mega Piranha does is big butt and lots of blood so it’s not a surprise that the movie opens up with cheesy CGI piranhas out for blood and a half naked woman on the Orinoco River after the credits of the movie. But the piranha of these opening scenes are not Mega
Storm at 500 MPH If one experiment aiming to find an alternative form of natural fuel does not go according to plan, it is accompanied by the appearance of many giant hurricanes over North America. A scientist who was in charge of designing this power station but has distanced himself from this project has to
100° Below Zero 100 Degrees Below Zero is yet another Asylum Studios film (more or less the New World Pictures of today, but not as radical). This is a studio that takes you to the movies for a blockbuster, remakes it, uses a fraction of the resources, and scatters it everywhere for the trash. 100
