Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus Dear Friends and Peasants, This is it! Not an epic battle but battle seafood like you’ve never seen before. The battle of the sea creatures takes place today! There is no need to be distressed because ‘Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is here to save the day. The Asylum, known […]
Sinister Squad To be honest, you know what you are going to get in any film made by Asylum which is paying tribute to any big scale Hollywood movie, After all it has become the norm for David Michael Latt and co. to churn out what have been lovingly referred to as “mock-busters” to accompany
Mega Shark Vs Crocosaurus I am a huge fan of the majestic, life changing and historically accurate (what?) Worlds Deadliest Warrior. This great show takes two warring tribes from history and has them battle it out in a simulated war to the death. It all involves testing weapons of old on what they call ‘ballistic
Mega Piranha Everything Mega Piranha does is big butt and lots of blood so it’s not a surprise that the movie opens up with cheesy CGI piranhas out for blood and a half naked woman on the Orinoco River after the credits of the movie. But the piranha of these opening scenes are not Mega
Eat Locals As the past decade has contributed an overabundance even to the most mediocre of zombie and found footage films, it is only fair that other previously played out sub-genres find the sunshine. Easily the sub-genres of vampires or werewolf films are those that deserve to be in the spotlight again. We’re not seeing
Hard Knox I found myself interested in this, mostly because of Penn who is an Australian karate champion who had a minor appearance in some Hong Kong action films back in the nineties. Her blonde hair made her very conspicuous as a rarity to the genre, being one of the few Gweilo women. The film
Snakes on a Train As it stands right now, it is exceedingly rare to find a person who is not aware of Snakes on A Train, New Line’s Samuel Jackson starring movie which has become an internet phenomenon even before being released in cinema. Anyone who has seen and put in such advertising dollars, combined
Mega Shark vs Kolossus For Aslyum pictures, this is the fourth in the unrelated Mega Shark semi franchise. It may not be an outright mock buster, but KoloSSus has a lot in common with a particular, um, Terminator that just happens to be opening in theaters a few weeks after this first goes to the
Jailbreak Even if the construction of the tunnel drowns out the performances, the conflict of the personalities of the break leaders is engaging. The reticent León Vargas (Benjamín Vicuña), who has not yet come into terms with his family’s death due to the dictatorship, masterminds the tunnel mechanics; the outspoken Rafael Jiménez (Roberto Farías) retains
Big Ass Spider! When embarking on an adventure titled Big Ass Spider!, make sure you manage your anticipation ahead of time. After watching the trailer, I did not expect more than what was usually delivered by the SyWahyy network that, after all, has made us accustomed to, after this Sharknado shine and the like, megan
