| Field | Details |
|---|---|
| Movie Name | Jane Eyre (1996) |
| Director | Franco Zeffirelli |
| Writer | Hugh Whitemore (screenplay), Charlotte Brontë (novel) |
| Lead Actor | Charlotte Gainsbourg |
| Cast | Charlotte Gainsbourg, William Hurt, Joan Plowright, Anna Paquin, Geraldine Chaplin, Fiona Shaw, Edward de Souza |
| Genre | Drama, Romance |
| Release Date | April 12, 1996 (United States) |
| Duration | 1h 52m (112 min) |
| Budget | ~$30 million (estimated) |
| Language | English |
| IMDb Rating | 6.8/10 |
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Jane Eyre (1996)
One of these days, Hollywood is going to run out of old Brontë sisters Jane Austen books to make into films. Then, and only then, will the world be safe once again.
Don’t get me wrong, I loved Sense And Sensibility (it even made my 1995 top ten list), but I gave Persuasion one of the worst reviews of the year. Here comes Jane Eyre to follow in the latter’s footsteps.
Jane Eyre is based on one of those books you were supposed to read in high school (entitled, oddly, Jane Eyre), but which was so damn boring you couldn’t even get through the Cliff’s Notes. The film is almost as exciting as one would expect a film about, say, the book, Jane Eyre, to be. It’s full of longing glances, Jane (Charlotte Gainsbourg) staring into the hills of England, Jane prancing through the meadow, Jane in a carriage, and important lines like, “He is a proud man.” And, sadly, not much else.
The hopelessly archaic story is one of love and idiocy in the early 1800s, when men could keep their insane first wives locked up in the spare room of the castle (those were the days!). It was also a time when, for no apparent reason, you could expect a young governess to fall in love with her invalid boss. There are some other plot points of note, but really, who cares? There are much better things to laugh about! Such as:
Gainsbourg, best described as a British girl with a really long neck and really fat cheeks, was recently seen in the film Kung Fu Master! Who better to play Ms. Eyre, really? Anna Paquin plays Young Jane but is completely devoid of the charm that endeared her to me in The Piano (and won her an Oscar). Elle Macpherson is Rochester’s girly friend (inexplicably jilted in the second film within a month)! Maria Schneider pulls off a totally toys-in-the-attic portrayal of Blanche, the crazy first wife. Amanda Root, who sucked in Persuasion, doesn’t suck as badly here, but still causes me to break out in hives when she’s on screen (fortunately briefly). And the kicker William Hurt as Rochester!? Ho ho ho!
As if the casting and acting weren’t enough to make this a bomb, we’ve got an interminable story that just won’t end, a really dumb ending when it finally does, half of the audience laughing at the “high drama,” the other half asleep, and, worst of all, a film that is so archaic and out of date that it’s almost insulting to watch. How helpful and or truly relevant is this story of Victorian obsession and self-destruction today? Who would act in a manner remotely similar to these people, except my psychopathic ex who fancied herself to be Blanche (but that’s another story)? Putting it all together, Jane Eyre manages to be not just a very bad movie, but to be irresponsible as well. Keep away.
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